Off coupon topic.... a DIY baby shower gift!

This was much to funny not to post...I know it is off the coupon/savings topic, but, I had to share, thanks to Raising My Five Sons!

The DIY Newborn Survival Kit:

(Most of these items can be purchased at your local dollar store.)

• Rain Pancho: Hazmat Suit (use during meal times and diaper changes).
• Safety Goggles: Protect eyes from accidental sprinkles on the changing table.
• Face Mask: Protection against toxic fumes during diaper changes.
• Industrial Strength Gloves: Help avoid touching bio-hazard waste material.
• Turkey Baster: Remember to get every crack and fold!
• Long Handled Tongs: To keep those stinky diapers far away.
• Diaper Disposal Bags: Bio-hazard Waste Material Disposal Bags.
• 1 Diaper: You'll need more...
• Baby Wipes: Cleans bottoms, hands and faces while doubling as a baby sponge bath!
• Ear Plugs: Use at night and during the day, as necessary.
• Pacifier: Mute Button.
• Energy Drink: When sleep has evaded you.
• Condoms: So you don't have to do this again in the near future.
• Pregnancy Test: Just in case protection fails.
• Nipple Cream: For when breastfeeding really sucks.
• Eye Mask: For cat naps anytime, anywhere.
• Gift Card: For everything else.
• Basket: To hold everything.

Use your own creative genius to add more items to the kit. Pack everything into the basket and wrap it with cellophane and a pretty bow. Later on, the mom-to-be can use the basket as a diaper caddie. You may want to throw in a gift card too!