Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Off coupon topic.... a DIY baby shower gift!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

This was much to funny not to post...I know it is off the coupon/savings topic, but, I had to share, thanks to Raising My Five Sons!

The DIY Newborn Survival Kit:
(Most of these items can be purchased at your local dollar store.)
  • Rain Pancho: Hazmat Suit (use during meal times and diaper changes).
  • Safety Goggles: Protect eyes from accidental sprinkles on the changing table.
  • Face Mask: Protection against toxic fumes during diaper changes.
  • Industrial Strength Gloves: Help avoid touching bio-hazard waste material.
  • Turkey Baster: Remember to get every crack and fold!
  • Long Handled Tongs: To keep those stinky diapers far away.
  • Diaper Disposal Bags: Bio-hazard Waste Material Disposal Bags.
  • 1 Diaper: You'll need more...
  • Baby Wipes: Cleans bottoms, hands and faces while doubling as a baby sponge bath!
  • Ear Plugs: Use at night and during the day, as necessary.
  • Pacifier: Mute Button.
  • Energy Drink: When sleep has evaded you.
  • Condoms: So you don't have to do this again in the near future.
  • Pregnancy Test: Just in case protection fails.
  • Nipple Cream: For when breastfeeding really sucks.
  • Eye Mask: For cat naps anytime, anywhere.
  • Gift Card: For everything else.
  • Basket: To hold everything.
Use your own creative genius to add more items to the kit. Pack everything into the basket and wrap it with cellophane and a pretty bow. Later on, the mom-to-be can use the basket as a diaper caddie. You may want to throw in a gift card too!



OMG this is too funny! Luckily, I have a baby shower to attend soon! :)